At 11:10pm AEST China launched the Shenzhou VII spacecraft from Jiuquan Satellite Launch Centre in northwest China. This mission is supposably all about China completing a 30 minute space walk and testing out a new ‘Made in China’ spacesuit.
Oh and building a Lab…..
A lab
What kind of fucking lab?
You can’t start off talking all about a 30 min space walk and testing out a fucking spacesuit then say as if an after thought… Oh and building a Lab.
What kind of fucking lab you cheeky cunts.
In a national televised event, China’s president Hu Jintao was there along with other senior leaders, one in which was foreign minister spokesman Liu Jianchao.
Now I’m all for space missions and research into future possibilities for humankind but why is it I’m a little nervous about China kicking it with ET.
In an article I read, a few things stood out as being a tad alarming to my ever critical self.
One of the Astronauts Zhai told president Hu “The motherland and the people can rest at ease”
The motherland?
What the fuck, why can they rest at ease?
I want to rest at eases but I can’t with these fuckers flying overhead in their Fudi Auto spaceships, kitted out with Hello Kitty accessories.
They then go on to say that getting comfortable with the art of spacewalking is a crucial step in China’s most immediate extraterrestrial ambition: to build a permanent space lab.
There’s that Lab again
A lab for what?
Answer me you planet polluting mother fuckers
It then goes on again with the space walks
The astronauts have trained together for more than a decade, but the mission is not without its risks, notably the space walk. The process of space walks cannot be simulated completely on the ground.
Oh but building an outer space death lab can?
You’re telling me that these two chopsticks have trained for 10 years and the main thing they’re worried about is a fucking spacewalk.
If that wasn’t enough to get me nervous, then the next two comments from foreign ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao certainly did.
Sly fucker Liu said the mission was part of China’s effort to “explore and make peaceful use of outer space.”
And
“We believe this will further promote our space flight technology and make a contribution to the peaceful use of outer space for all human beings.
Peaceful use
Human beings
The Motherland
A lab
What are you little fuckers up to?
It better not be like the Japanese and their Whale research boats
Or
Project MKULTRA
Whatever these bastards are up too I want to know
I don’t trust them
What do you think?
Oh and have a good weekend all
GO Storm
Oh and building a Lab…..
A lab
What kind of fucking lab?
You can’t start off talking all about a 30 min space walk and testing out a fucking spacesuit then say as if an after thought… Oh and building a Lab.
What kind of fucking lab you cheeky cunts.
In a national televised event, China’s president Hu Jintao was there along with other senior leaders, one in which was foreign minister spokesman Liu Jianchao.
Now I’m all for space missions and research into future possibilities for humankind but why is it I’m a little nervous about China kicking it with ET.
In an article I read, a few things stood out as being a tad alarming to my ever critical self.
One of the Astronauts Zhai told president Hu “The motherland and the people can rest at ease”
The motherland?
What the fuck, why can they rest at ease?
I want to rest at eases but I can’t with these fuckers flying overhead in their Fudi Auto spaceships, kitted out with Hello Kitty accessories.
They then go on to say that getting comfortable with the art of spacewalking is a crucial step in China’s most immediate extraterrestrial ambition: to build a permanent space lab.
There’s that Lab again
A lab for what?
Answer me you planet polluting mother fuckers
It then goes on again with the space walks
The astronauts have trained together for more than a decade, but the mission is not without its risks, notably the space walk. The process of space walks cannot be simulated completely on the ground.
Oh but building an outer space death lab can?
You’re telling me that these two chopsticks have trained for 10 years and the main thing they’re worried about is a fucking spacewalk.
If that wasn’t enough to get me nervous, then the next two comments from foreign ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao certainly did.
Sly fucker Liu said the mission was part of China’s effort to “explore and make peaceful use of outer space.”
And
“We believe this will further promote our space flight technology and make a contribution to the peaceful use of outer space for all human beings.
Peaceful use
Human beings
The Motherland
A lab
What are you little fuckers up to?
It better not be like the Japanese and their Whale research boats
Or
Project MKULTRA
Whatever these bastards are up too I want to know
I don’t trust them
What do you think?
Oh and have a good weekend all
GO Storm
34 comments:
Yes.. Interesting! Im with you on this one.. Everytime i tour or visit New York i get this funny feeling in my ass. And its not my bf Jack before i hear any wise cracks about that! :-) There is always a feeling that anything is possible and that things can go pear shaped very quickly! And its not a good feeling. But when i process these thoughts i come to certain facts. Firstly the Circle of Life.. and What goes around comes around. If other nations have the cash to develop star wars weapons systems who are we to judge? Its not only the United States that can develop them. But before im shot down in flames.. :-) Let me also say that im fully in favour of preemptive missile strikes on weapons facilities in rogue nations.. but based on fact and not some fat faced cake walk opinion in DC. And the moral of the story is as follows.. a blonde can also have an educated opinion. :-) love Tiff
The Long March II-F rocket.
Tell me again how many million Chinese died on the long march - 4 million?, more. 30 million starved in the immediate aftermath.
Perhaps they were drinking baby milk?
According to the Times Online the Japanese are planning to build a beanstalk.
That'll shit all over the Chinese and their poxy 'lab'. But on the downside; can you imagine listening to the elevator music for 40 hrs
Jen- The aliens may get through our force fields and past our army’s but they will never get past our Australian Citizenship test.
Tiff- Yeah, yeah you have a brain now let’s get back to that funny feeling you get in your ass.
Stephen- Yes millions died but you’re missing the point… they beat the British. What’s 30 million lives when you get bragging rights over the British.
I read that about the Japanese. What if you get halfway up and you realise you left the iron on. Of course how silly of me why would you be doing the ironing, that’s what the wife is for? You have more important things on your mind like chasing a giant up a fucking beanstalk.
Yo! Bo! Very funny! Game on! Couldnt resist giving an educated non US opinion, however im still very pro US! Even have a small US flag displayed over the mirror in my X3. Oh, the feeling in the ass? On my side just a tickle.. a mere discomfort, indicating things are not as they should be! You told me that you knew the full feeling from when played space invaders with the guys during your star wars fetish? Was it like the Jack ass clip with the little car? seen that one? :) have a great weekend Bo! Love Tiff
bo bo: Sweetie it just doesn't matter.
Because even if God was to come down here and point to our side to WIN, it just wouldn't matter.
Because all the fabulous looking girls would still go out with the guys with all the money and cool expensive cars.
It just doesn't matter...it just doesn't matter.
Plus...there's a huge rock 1/3 the size of the moon coming our way. Don't hide under the bed...My advice is jack up your credit cards and have a big party. Buy an expensive cool car, please send me an invite, okay. I'll bring the chips and dips.
Oh and hey, I have to give my girl Tiff her props...Hi baby, you rock honey.
Ciao babe. Have a fab weekend. :D
Tiff- What a coincidence, the car up my ass is an X3 with a little American flag on it. Have you been parking where you shouldn’t?
Josh- I’m sure you have been just a tingle in many an ass.
Spiky- Hey Spiky welcome. If I’m going to throw an end of the world party you better be bringing more than just chips and dip.
Friday- I think we just found out where Josh went for his holiday.
LOVELY! :-) Could you handle an x5? i need to up grade! :-) really enjoy your comments Bo! And im glad you can read and not only look at the photos! :-) love Tiff
Tiff- Sorry what did you say? I was too busy looking at your tit.
Have you opened your office door yet? :-) glad you needed some privacy.. Is that tip ex on your monitor screen? :-) love Tiff
Firstly, can I just say 'Fuck The Storm', they're a bunch of filthy, cheating, grappling cunts...
Go the mighty Sea Eagles !!!
Now, BoBo, as to the question of four-footers in space. The Universe is a very big place. Like, if The Storm are just a BIG bunch of filthy, cheating, grappling cunts, then The Universe is VERY BIG. Get it ??
Anyway, it's huge...and it's empty for the most part...and it's expanding every second, just getting bigger and bigger.
It's Man's destiny to fill The Universe with himself, and clearly the only people capable of giving an expanding universe a head-start and a beating are the rampantly hyper-productive Chinese. With a cutting edge space programme and a proven ability to populate large areas of land quickly, these Astrowangs will have the entire Milky Way eating out of cardboard boxes by the end of the century.
You mark my words.
And may I just say in closing, 'Fuck The Storm'...
Tiff- No, my cum goes straight into a jar and mailed to Fingers for him to gargle to the tune of the Sea Eagles theme song. (Sea Eagles are an Australian Rugby League team)
Fingers- A fresh jars on it’s way.
GO STORM!!!!
Bo.. I Love it! Great retorts.. And being Aussie im sure you appreciate a gal that doesnt lie down and suck it up! Love Tiff
Bo, thanks for the blogroll thang. appreciated. iv addded you to my fwends list! hope its good for you.. Im sure Fingers would not enjoy the jar! Bite your bum mate! :) I had chinese chow on sat night in honour of your posting! Chose mixed sea food chow fan with flied lice! Stunning! Cheers, and regards to Lana. :) love Tiff
Bo, you hold Fingers down while I pummel him......
Ah, they are just advertising---
I can see it now---floating around up there with that great iluminated sign---
MADE IN CHINA
Hey mister, hehehe...I'll bring the chips and dips and the entertainment.
I'll dance...and I'll bring my own dance pole. Maybe Tiff and I can do a duet, then later on we can sing for y'all. hehehe
Tiff...sweetie, would you like to do a duet with me...um, for Bo Bo, honey?
ciao babes.
No, not for Bo Bo! But for you, i would do a duet, then a slow seductive dance, and then a little strawberry show! but only if that felllow without a date is there as well.. that SO@24 FELLOW.. Bo is welcome too! seen whats happening there Spiky Strawbs?! at SO@24? love Tiff
Yes, go stormmmmmmm.
hmmm.
janes back guys, sweet eighteen! pop over and visit her! i give you permission.. :) love Tiff
Laughing at the Hello Kitty reference...
I have 40 eggs for you Storm supporters to suck.
Who's first...
I won't rub it in; I'll let the scoreline do that.
Bo! Im missing you baby! Whats up your side? Did you go on holiday with fingers.. ? Who is still blogging i might add.. Or did you head for Tazzie and some Breakkie.. with the bar maid? :-) enjoying your site.. takin time to catch up and read it all.. Love Tiff
Manly smell so bad.
No Tiff - his filthy cheating team choked.
i see! whats happened to Bo? missin him! love Tiff
Hello BoBo, I miss you and your writing. Hope to see you around here soon.
Hey Mister...you didn't run away to join the circus did you?
Come home honey...we miss you sweetie.
Ciao babe.
So Hal
Have you gone with the Storm ?
Tiff- Actually I love it when a girl lies down and sucks it all up ;)
Cat- Did they get a complimentary side of prawn crackers with their orphan? No kidding that is a nice thing they did.
Friday- Fingers makes me laugh every day.
Jen- Correction, grapple him.
Clyde- Hey mate, welcome
Spiky- Can I request I kissed a girl?
Tiff- Nah I’m busy that night but thanks for the invite.
(.) (.)- You da best girl
Jane- Hello
Tiff- Thanks mom
Ms Smack- They love that shit
Fingers- I’ve got something else you can suck Fingers.
Unique- Choke on a dick
Tiff- Just been sick, But all better now.
(.) (.)- You ARE da best
Unique- Dick choke on it
Tiff- Nice to see someone cares. Tiff tell unique Stephen to suck on a dick.
Cat- Thanks Cat
Spiky- Honey I’m home
Clyde- Eat a dick
Lana- I know someone else who is about to get bum fuck really bad.
Yo! Bo! just touring and thought i would pop in to say Yo! see ya baby! love Tiff
Everything China does it does for military conquest. It does to further it's goal of dominating the world. Peace to communist China means the rest of the world is bowing at its' feet.
Tiff- Yo back at ya baby
Memphis- Hey mate welcome. You make a truthful point.
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