Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Two blocks

I ended a loveless affair with Sandra the barista and have to buy my coffee two blocks further down each morning

We started the loveless affair in the summer and it is now winter

And now I have to buy my coffee two blocks further down

I should have started our loveless affair in winter and then it would be summer and I wouldn’t mind walking two blocks further down to get my coffee each morning

I could look at all the shop windows and all the young girls in summer dresses as I walked the two blocks further down

But its winter and the shop windows are dull and the young girls are dull in their long coats and woollen beanies and red noses

And I have to walk two blocks further down

And it’s all dull

And the coffee is dull

And the shop windows are dull

And the young girls are dull

And I have to walk two blocks further down

My new barista is named Kylie

And it is now winter

And the next coffee shop is a further two blocks down

Next summer I will have to walk four blocks further down each morning to get my coffee

But then I will have the windows and the summer dresses

10 comments:

Laura said...

Just goes to show, location really is everything.

Glad to see you're back :)

Cheryl said...

Ohh yes he is alive!!.. Give up coffee, easy fixed..Grin.
Ive miss ya!
XXX

Anonymous said...

Hello.

fingers said...

Get an espresso machine, Numb Nuts.
Then you can fuck all the shopkeepers in the mall and still not have to leave the office for a coffee...

Josh said...

Let me guess, it isn't really about the coffee with you is it?

You really go there for their melting moments, the coffee is just to break the ice.

Bo Bo said...

Bunny- Your right there.

Cheryl- Give up coffee, why don’t you just tell me to give up breathing.

Jen- Hello, I see you have been busy posting.

Fingers- Yeah and perhaps I can bring my bed in from home and the oven and the TV and my toothbrush and then I would never have to leave the office. Ever

Josh- Yeah and it’s not about the dancing for you, you just do it for the Lycra

Anonymous said...

It keeps me out of trouble.

Friday said...

Hiya precious heart.
Welcome back.
Please, for my sake, behave!!
love.
xx

Bo Bo said...

Jen- It gets me IN trouble

Friday- For your sake behave? Why? Do I bring out your demon child within?

Ms Smack said...

Coffee IS a big deal, I appreciate this post.

I once screwed my fish-n-chips guy and had to go elsewhere for my prawn pack until he fucked off back to Europe.

Now I go there and they smile and throw in extra-prawns.

They probably wanted him gone too, but he had a helluva great cock.