Friday, June 13, 2008

Organ Donor

I haven’t had a drink in four weeks

I have whisky nightmares and Vodka dreams

My hands have stopped shaking and my liver is angry

I will put a hinged door for nightly access to my liver

And at night I will put my liver in a glass of whisky on the nightstand

It’s a grand plan

And in years to come my nightstand will have various glasses

My Liver in a glass of whisky

My Teeth in a glass of candy

My intestines in a glass of urine

My tongue in a glass of shit

And my heart in a glass of hate

And we will all be happy

And I will have to oil the hinges to the doors

11 comments:

Friday said...

I love you Bobo.

Bo Bo said...

Friday- You’re just saying that to get my liver.

fingers said...

Boy, abstinence has cheered you right up.
What are you giving up next, Chuckles...

Bo Bo said...

Fingers- No but after reading your last post Chuckles just up and left me, just threw it’s arms in the air and walked out.

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Anonymous said...

Friday can have your liver,don't forget which part of you I want. Unless you've given that up too. What a horrible thought.

Laura said...

Beautiful BoBo.

Anonymous said...

sigh....

Bo Bo said...

Bunny- Thank you

Jen- What are you sighing for? You have my cock whenever you want.

Cheryl- Who you calling old grandma?

Anonymous said...

And that's why I'm sighing. It's a good sigh. It's a you have just made my fucking day sigh.

Steph said...

Argh ya great big sook! Go and shag a slurry and all will be right in your world again.