I haven’t had a drink in four weeks
I have whisky nightmares and Vodka dreams
My hands have stopped shaking and my liver is angry
I will put a hinged door for nightly access to my liver
And at night I will put my liver in a glass of whisky on the nightstand
It’s a grand plan
And in years to come my nightstand will have various glasses
My Liver in a glass of whisky
My Teeth in a glass of candy
My intestines in a glass of urine
My tongue in a glass of shit
And my heart in a glass of hate
And we will all be happy
And I will have to oil the hinges to the doors
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15 Who’s your daddy’s:
I love you Bobo.
Friday- You’re just saying that to get my liver.
Boy, abstinence has cheered you right up.
What are you giving up next, Chuckles...
Fingers- No but after reading your last post Chuckles just up and left me, just threw it’s arms in the air and walked out.
Friday can have your liver,don't forget which part of you I want. Unless you've given that up too. What a horrible thought.
My heart in a glass of hate.
Dammit,I can't get that out of my head. You know I'm here.Fucker.
Jen- OK
And my cock in a glass of Jen.
Beautiful BoBo.
sigh....
Bo you poor old cunt..LOL
luv ya work babe
XXX
Bunny- Thank you
Jen- What are you sighing for? You have my cock whenever you want.
Cheryl- Who you calling old grandma?
Jeez, if I'd known you were just one lousy post away from cutting your fucking head off, I'd have kept going with the other story..
And that's why I'm sighing. It's a good sigh. It's a you have just made my fucking day sigh.
Argh ya great big sook! Go and shag a slurry and all will be right in your world again.
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