Monday, June 16, 2008

Sex and Whisky

“You wanna go shoot some hoops”?

“Listen kid I’m twice you’re age and my backs not too good and you’re a nice girl and nice girls shouldn’t be shooting hoops”

“But I wanna shoot some hoops”

“How about you get me a glass of water from the kitchen and jump back in bed here with me”

“You never want to do anything fun old man”

“I’m 28 and you had me up most of the night with the sex and the games and I just don’t wanna shoot hoops right now, its 6am and my backs not to good and will ya just go get me glass a water would ya”

“Ok but will you read to me when I get back”

“Sure no problem I can do that”



You sure do notice a difference with the eleven year age gap

Sure the skin is tight and the ass and the thighs and the cunt but it’s the talking the constant talking that drills into you’re head

It’s not just sex and whisky with these ones

It’s the games and the talking and the texting and the emails and the little presents with the little bows and the tartan pencil case with you’re name written in the heart and it’s the shooting of the hoops

Give me a married woman with three kids and a travelling husband and an ass that forgot to get old

That’s what I want

Sex and whisky


“Here’s your glass of water, will you read to me’?

“Sure no problem I can do that”


Once upon a time there lived this cougar…………………

14 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Ah fuck, I could never compete with a 17 year old. What have I got, only 18 years experience on her,I always keep water next to the bed during marathons,soft skin,hate smalltalk, breasts you can get lost in, arse that still remembers,a bottle of Talisker,kids and a travelling husband.
I've got nothing.

Cheryl said...

Even ones with all that and a blue rinse? LOL
XXX

Bo Bo said...

Jen- My flight’s booked

Cheryl- Don’t get me started on the blue rinse....Vroom Vroom

Anonymous said...

What time shall I pick you up?

Friday said...

Nice girls shouldnt shoot hoops??? How come no one ever told me? Im nice. I shoot hoops. Glad yr back, kiddo.
xx

Laura said...

You're only 28? I always thought you were older than that....that puts you right in my age bracket.

That right there is the exact reason I flat out refuse to fuck people younger than me. They're far too much work afterwards.

Bo Bo said...

Jen- No need to pick me up I’ll cab it, you just rest up, your going to need all the energy you can get.

Friday- Didn’t I read on your blog that you were pure evil? Wanna shoot some hoops?

Bunny- [that puts you right in my age bracket], that puts YOU in trouble. They are allot of work but it makes me feel like a teenager again and it’s nice to know you’ve still got it. Unlike Fingers who goes to over 28 clubs to pick up the Young girls.

Laura said...

I'm too young to want to feel like a teenager again.


Trouble you say?

Oh dear....has Bunny been bad? ;)

Bo Bo said...

Bunny- But you’re never too young to feel a teenager.

Bad or good either way, I want to fly with the butterflies

Bo Bo said...

Little presents with little bows, payed with daddies little credit card.

fingers said...

BooBoo's just cut up about the Cougar Club because that's where I met his mother...

Bo Bo said...

Fingers- I’d get yourself checked for Hep C then mate

Anonymous said...

This is just getting more and more disturbing every time I check in.