This is an actual article on the Nine MSN website today.
Bad boys really do get the girls, according to new research.
This week's New Scientist says two studies in the US have found that men with antisocial personality traits are more likely to have a prolific sex life.
The so-called `dark triad' traits include impulsiveness, narcissism, thrill-seeking and deceitfulness, it said.
One of the studies, a survey of 35,000 people in 57 countries, found a clear link between dark triad traits and the reproductive success of males.
"It is universal across cultures for high dark triad scorers to be more active in short-term mating," David Schmitt, of Bradley University in the United States, told the New Scientist.
"They are more likely to try and poach other people's partners for a brief affair."
Another study found that males who scored higher in the dark triad personality traits had a greater number of partners and a desire for short relationships.
No fucking shit you stupid twat. While you’re conducting studies I’m fucking the life out of your wives and girlfriends, fucking their boring day to day life with you right out of them.
I can hear it in their screams, feel it their trembling bodies
NEW RESEACH
You dumb fucks actually went to university and you put you’re higher learning skills to use in a study like this.
What’s next?
New research shows that the longer you live the older you get.
Stupid dumb fucks
In fact I’m going to conduct my own study
New research shows that wives of dumb fuck scientists, whose cunts were fucked so thoroughly and viciously by Bad boy Bo Bo, were unable to go back to their stupid-ass-licking-white-coat-wearing-pen-protector-wankers-of-dumb-fuck-scientist-husbands.
Leaving the dumb fuck scientists to go through the rest of their lives conducting pointless and obvious studies while all around them fucked their brains out
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Do you need any additional participants for your study? I'd be willing to render my services.
I'm publicly minded like that.
Husband is currently working on a study to prove that birds fly from tree to tree. And he will be surprised when I run away with L. I shit you not.
Bunny- That’s very good of you to do, but be warned the study process can go for a long time and can be rather taxing on the body and emotions.
Are you fine with that?
It’s in the interest of science of course.
Jen- Get out of here. He is? Fucking hell.
Yep. Has been working on it for 3 years now. Aaaah, scientists. I am surrounded by them. Not a decent fuck between them. I need a drink.....
Well for the sake of science, I'm sure I'll be fine with whatever you need me to do.
No matter how long and hard it is.
Jen- You need more than a drink love.
Bunny- Ha ha
That sounds like an open check, I hope it can be cashed when it comes time to banking it ; )
Yes,I know. When you get sick of Happy Meals and want a real woman, let me know...
Jen- Do you come with a toy?
I've never had a cheque bounce yet.
come on have some sympathy, if you had to do a phd for five years and be bored out of your skull fiddling with test tubes surely you can see that a study measuring women's clits in the name of science or 'researching' which vibrator gives women the best orgasm would be a good way to stop yourself shooting yourself from the monotony
No, you have to provide your own toys. I'm a grown up ;)
So what's my first task then? ;)
I only read about this study today, clearly our press is slightly behind with the rest of the world.
i read this study. what is more and actually interesting is that the anti-social weird loner kids get almost as much ass the "bad boys" and "alpha male type jocks." it's the relatively normal sweethearts that get the least.
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