Thursday, April 17, 2008

Professionalism is a dirty word

Below is an email sent by this cunt faced nobody to her manager. Her manager happens to be a mate of mine and has forwarded it onto me for a laugh.


Hi Paul,

Please find below details of encounters that I have had with the Manager from our Blah Blah Office:

He is extremely unprofessional, often looking slovenly without his corporate tie.

He is always unshaven, reeks of cheap cologne, smokes excessively, including in the company vehicle.

Eats very greasy stinky food and leaves said wrappers in the car.

He is a terrible driver and has very bad taste in music

He is quite lecherous and makes inappropriate comments in regards to women

He seems to be constantly hungover but in a weird kind of way, but he can be quite amusing.


Kerryn Blah Blah
Business Development Officer
Marketing and Communication
Blah Blah


“I was highly offended at this email sent, I do not wear cheap cologne”.

7 comments:

Laura said...

Awww she likes you, she really likes you!

At least she finds you amusing...Some people are so uptight.

Friday said...

You just made that up!

Josh said...

I want to know what the weird way of having a hangover is.

Anyhow, sounds like you have hidden the real you from her quite well.

Ms Smack said...

Did you refuse to go down on her?

fingers said...

Corporate tie ??
Are you the head chef at Maccas now, BooBoo...

Bo Bo said...

Cheryl- If she could get away with saying that in a work email, she would have.

Bunny- Yeah that amusing comment threw me. She hates me and I hate her, it’s a hate-hate relationship.

Kitty- I wouldn’t be rude if your gunna kick me in the balls.

Friday- Don’t come onto my blog and call me a fucking liar!!!!!!!!

Josh- I’m with you mate I have no idea what she’s on about.

Ms Smack- I never refuse.

Fingers- Would you like fries with that comment sir?

Anonymous said...

As Bo said to me, it's the full moon. Makes people crazy. True story.