No show at work for two days
Can’t be fucked, the cunts are giving me the shits to no end
Too much whinging, whining, complaining and bitching
I can only take so much of that environment before I throw my hands in the air at the disgust
Two days off
Four day weekend
Four day growth
Needed
Overdue
CUNTS
All of em
I’m sitting in my swanky apartment on my designer couch typing away at my laptop, Mozart Symphonie No.35 playing at full volume on my stereo, Angel Dark is on my TV getting her ass fucked in What gets you off 2 and I’m about to finish my second bottle of Shiraz
Life is good
No Whinging, whining, complaining and bitching cunts
No shits too no end
Just Mozart and Angle Dark ass fucking with my Shiraz
Life is good
The End
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16 comments:
jaysus wept... we're all in the middle of a crisis.
I prefer merlot.
Hope yr shit is sorted by next week.
Love, much
xx
Josh- nah just had it. Took Monday Tuesday off. wrote this on Tuesday. Is a bit misleading
Friday- I’m not in a crisis, I just needed a few days away from twelve whinging and whining women.
God, I wish I could take off from my work like that....but then it's likely I wouldn't have a job when I went back.
Which thinking on it, would probably be no bad thing...
Porn, Red Wine and Music - yeah that would keep me happy.
Surfercam- Yeah I can see you sitting there watching some Hardcore, drinking a glass of Pinot and bopping your head to the soundtrack of High School Musical.
Angel Dark is in High School Musical? No wonder the kids love it so much!
I bet she is a cheerleader in one of those short little pleated skirts...bending over to tie her shoe laces after forgetting to wear her knickers to school....
Josh- nah I got that one it’s called Asscrack High
'...I’m not in a crisis, I just needed a few days away from twelve whinging and whining women...'
Are you playing Jesus in that lesbian production of The Last Supper...
Fingers- Spot on, but seeing as it’s being produced in the western suburbs of Melbourne I’m not referred to has Jesus, I’m referred to as Allah.
As we used to say in Dubai: TAIT...
Fingers- What?
Taitron Components Incorporated? What does the NASDAQ have to do with Allah?
You peasant infidel !!!
Thank Allah It's Thursday.
The weekends over in Camel City are Fiday/Saturday...
Fingers- It all makes sense why you’re called fingers. You had them cut off for inappropriately touching a Muslim woman in Dubai?
Kudos on being able to type ‘Stubbsy’
Surfercam wrote "Porn, Red Wine and Music - yeah that would keep me happy"
Amen to that. I'm with you.
Ahhh, if only every day could be like that.
Ms smack- Very happy
Skinny girl- Hello, Yeah it’s called being on the dole
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