One of my jobs as an apprentice chef was working as a prep chef in a Melbourne hospital
A shit job but the nurses were tremendous fucks
I have never had a terrible fuck off a nurse yet
I was eighteen
Within this hospital was a morgue and one of the night shift nurses I was screwing at the time liked to be fucked from behind while she fondled and stroked a dead mans cock
Some of the dead men were old men, died of natural causes
Some of the dead were young men who had died in car crashes, motorbike crashes, drug overdoses and so forth
Some of the dead men were middle aged, heart attacks and wot not
I just fucked away at her ass while she stroked the dead mans cock
I was usually half drunk on cooking wine and working late shift when she would come into the kitchen and stand in front of me at my work bench
She would pull out one of her tits and show me her little appetiser and wink
“Here’s you’re appetiser chef boy, you hungry”?
I would look over at my head chef who would be in his office watching her serve up her tit appetiser to me with a grin
I’d knowingly raise my eyebrows to my head chef
He would nod his head to the door and mouth the words “get out of here”
I’d grab a bottle of cooking wine on my way out
The hospital halls would be silent and dimly lit
Night shift
We would take the emergency stairway down six flights to the basement to where the morgue was with the dead mans cocks
She would unlock the door with a key she had stolen that afternoon form the main key cabinet upstairs
The smell would hit you like a wall the wall was cold and stale; the wall was cold and sterile
The wall was cold and dead
I’d drink my cooking wine and she’d take me by the hand to the dead mans cock she wished to fondle
She would open the fridge door and slide out her fetish for the night
I would sit on a chair and drink my cooking wine and keep my eyes on her ass while she started fondling the dead mans cock
She’d let me know she was ready with a little moan and hitching up her nurse uniform exposing that ass
I’d drink more cooking wine and make her wait
I liked looking at that ass
It was a fine ass
I’d drink my cooking wine and look at that fine ass and say
“You’ve got issues woman, you need help, how can ya get your juices from stroking a dead mans cock?”
“Just come over here” she’d say
“I need to drink this bottle and look at that ass a little more, you got issues woman”
“Just get over here” she’d say
“Issues I tell ya”
I’d finish my cooking wine and take off my pants, keeping my eyes on that fine ass
As I fucked that fine ass she’d moan and fondle, moan and stroke
Moan and fondle
Moan and stroke
The dead mans cock
I’d cum in that ass and she’d squeeze hell out of the dead mans cock
“Lucky he’s dead” I’d say, “That’d kill a man”
I’d put my pants back on
“You’ve got issues woman, issues I tell ya, but fuck what a fine ass”
I’d leave her there with the dead mans cock
Back up the six flights of stairs and through the silent dimly lit hospital halls
Back up to my kitchen, my workbench and my grinning head chef
Back to chopping vegies
Back to drinking cooking wine
I loved night shift
You could say
To death
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10 comments:
I hope you washed your hands!!
She needs help.
I still think your a cunt! But I know you love it.
XXX
You think she MIGHT have issues??!! MIGHT??!! Holy snapping duckshit, Bo. MIGHT??!! I need a stiff drink......oh, wait......
When I die I want to go to that morgue with all the grinning stiffs.
That story puts a whole new slant on happy endings.
Having gone out with a few nurses, I can agree they are often sick kittens.
Something about that job skews them to the dark and funky side of the average sexual appetite.
Nurses are tops IMHO.
Josh, no!!!! Imagine what else they might do to you!!!!!
You can't even make up stuff like that!
Bo, when you want to write a book about your life, please let me be your publisher / proof reader / anything.
It will be a best seller.
I'd stop writing stories like these before some bludger comes along and steals them for their own...
I think out of all the people on my blogroll, you're the one I'd most enjoy getting pissed with.
Great story! :D ...weird fucking nurse, my friend's a nurse hmmm....
Sorry Steph, I've been using that one for a long time now.
OMG!!! That was you!!! LMAO
Surfercam-Thanks mate. If some bludger came along and stole my stories, my life stories, then they better be good at hiding.
Ms smack- Sounds like a too hard basket
Bunny- Well then when I come to Scotland, have some whisky waiting.
Steph- Steph lost for words? I have achieved what no one else has done before me. I’m the fucking MAN.
Fingers- I hang my head in shame each day for what I did to myself.
Jen- It’s a tough decision
Cazzie- What do you mean? Who told you? Damn stiffs can’t be trusted.
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