All Over Red Rover

Fantasy’s are there to be made. Whether you want to be spanked by a boneless chicken, you’re nuts pummelled by stilettos or just plain taken from behind breasts cupped while you feel the man of you’re choice rimming the edge of you’re vagina driving you closer to the cliff face of madness. (This last reference is for the ladies reading as I know I would have had any of the blokes at boneless chicken spanking)

Whatever it is you have a fantasy that needs to be fulfilled. One of my never-ending fantasy’s is to be standing at Flinders St Station on Oaks Day, casually admiring the number of stunning women who are out and about wearing some expensive boutique Chapel St dress that’s only going to be relocated, stained & torn to the bedroom floor or any other place where she is going to fulfil my fantasy. “What do you intend to do with her in you’re circus tent of sin Bo Bo?” Good question………I don’t know, I always cum before that part…….

This brings me to the topic premature ejaculation. Now I’ve personally experienced this a handful of times (pardon the pun) but I feel theses have been justified. Lets work through them and you can tell me if you think they were justified.

Oops 1. 14 years old at a birthday party standing in the birthday girls (Goddess Zoë, age 15.5) bedroom watching her take off her top and asking me if it was my first time. (What do you fucking reckon, I’m 14 years old, I only just worked out that the awkward, un-timed rhythm of my left hand was as if someone else was jacking me off). “Nah I’ve done it heaps of times”. We are now both standing there naked, her in all her stunning glory (did I mention I had a crush on her since 3rd grade) and me arms to my side with my cock as hard as ……. Well a cock. Zoë moved over to me and kissed me, then placed her hand on my cock and with one slight stroke….BAM…...all over red rover.

Oops 2. 17 years old and yes I had, had sex in the meantime. Georgi, gorgeous Georgi, the blond bombshell with the body that screamed WAY OUT OF YOU’RE LEAGUE SMALLFRY. Well after months of chasing and workplace harassment she finally gave in at the work Christmas party (I fucking love Christmas party’s) her and I alone in the bosses office, just kissing Georgi made me burst at the seams but when I undressed her and saw that naked body, the naked body that had been the focus of so many hand sessions I was about to explode. I picked her up placed her on the desk, slowly entered that perfect, wet shaven cunt and within the stroke of the clock ……..BAM……..all over red rover.

Oops 3. 23 years old, my first threesome, Rebecca & Sophie, long-time girlfriends of mine and long-time girlfriends of each other. Once again many hand sessions were in dedication of these to beautiful girls. At Rebecca’s house one Friday night drinking and flirting our asses off, getting more and more into each other Rebecca & Sophie asked if I wanted to watch them fuck. (Are you fucking kidding me, do I look like I would say no, I’m pitching a fucking 10 man tent over here).

The thing I love about chicks is that they know how to treat each other sexually and show us blokes how it’s done. After 30min of watching them cum and cum I was on another planet of horny (I call it planethorn) When they said would you like to join in now, I broke the land speed record in reaching one couch to the other, it was more like one giant leap and as if my clothes were only attached by Velcro. I was in between them with Rebecca kissing my neck and Sophie kissing my dick, (FUCKING PLANETHORN) as soon as I felt the back of Sophie’s throat…………….BAM……….all over red rover.

So there are my handfuls of premature embarrassments. Tell me are they fucking justified or what?