To The MAX..........3000

Big boys don’t cry. They do if you kick them in the nuts. That’s what happened to me last night. Well I didn’t cry but I’m sure the lump in my throat was my left testiculi. I couldn’t breath, couldn’t talk, couldn’t reach out and smack the pussy ass cunt who kicked me. Really who kick’s in the nuts these days, especially one bloke kicking another bloke in the fucking NUTS. You just don’t do that, it’s not kosher. Fair enough he was dark at me for screwing his girlfriend on his MAX3000 all purpose work bench he got from Bunnings the week before but hey what’s the point of having an all purpose work bench if you can’t walk in and find your girlfriend getting worked …..to the MAX…..3000