Friday, February 22, 2008

Nick Caves Cunt

I lived on the 2nd floor in Abinger Street,

We use to get drunk on wine and listen to the radio.

She would smoke cigarettes on my bed in an old Nick Cave T-shirt of mine with no pants on, I could see her cunt from the window sill where I would sit and listen to the radio and watch her smoke cigarettes on my bed in my T-shirt.

She would stare at me through her hair and smoke and drink wine and listen to the radio. When I got drunk I would throw the radio through the window, breaking the glass and the radio would lay there on the roof still playing and I would say “Ahh, what a marvellous radio”.

In the morning I would take the window to get fixed and she would sit on my bed with her cunt and my T-shirt, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine and listening to the radio and I would come home and sit on the sill and watch her staring at me through her hair, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine.

When the news came on we would fuck. We would fuck to gangland murders, we would fuck to interest rate rises, we would fuck to police corruption, we would fuck to American celebrities getting arrested and we would fuck to the weather.

Then we would drink wine and listen to the radio and stare and fuck to the news.

In the morning I would take the window to get fixed.

I don’t remember what happened to her, but I still have that radio.

What a marvellous radio.

9 comments:

Friday said...

She prolly got some smokin related illness or she's in rehab. I hope it was red wine anyways.
I hate Nick Cave.
More stories pls.

fingers said...

Maybe you got so drunk watching her sit on your bed day in/day out with her cunt and your T-shirt, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine and listening to the radio, that you mistook her for the radio and threw her and her cunt and her hair and her cigarettes and the wine out the window ??

I fucking loved that post, BTW...

Bo Bo said...

Friday- Or she’s blogging under the name Friday.

Cheryl- Give me back my T-shirt

Anon- Do you like wine?

Fingers- That might explain why I still have the radio.

Thanks mate.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I like wine.

Anonymous said...

Especially when I get to lick it off your.....

Steph said...

That post was like a trip without the expense or the bad come down.
Loved it.

Ms Smack said...

Oh, brilliant post. Fuckin' brilliant. It would be a fabulous song too!

Bo Bo said...

Steph- Ahh shucks, thanks steph

Ms smack- Oh stop it, no really stop it. Oh go on.

Anonymous said...

Good post.