park bench drinking beer, watching owners play with their dogs, kids
playing on the swings and mothers talking to other mothers about the
cost of a block of Cadbury today compared to last year.
He sat on the bench next to me and said
"It's not pretty"
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I HATE the crap mothers talk about. I'm a mum and I desperately avoid mothers groups, coffee clubs, kiddy gyms and other associated crap. The fact that I have children DOES NOT mean I had a fucking labotomy and only want to talk about poo,wee and what qualifies as a healthy snack. I especially DO NOT want to be asked who my favorite fucking Wiggle is. Thank you for your time,BoBo. I feel better now!
Beats the company I meet when I drink on park benches...
Are you surprised Bo? Most of the geniuses i know are about that age. I really loved that post.
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ehehe, what a great little ditty!
Anon- Glad you got that off your chest?
Fingers- Ay bro got some spare change?
What about a ciggie bro?
Friday- No not surprised at all.
Ms smack- yes a great little ditty indeed.
Why on earth would you be sitting in a park drinking, bro?
white people. I dunno, all the advantages in life and they still gotta drink their goon in the park.
Shame!
Steph- While I’m watching my dog run around humping other dogs I might as well have a beer. Plus since my indecent exposure charge I’m only allowed within 50m of a park unless accompanied by a dog.
Love that little man. Pure genius.
Thanks, Bo. I realise it wasn't the gist of your post, but it's one of my many pet hates. Send these mothers home to their significant others for a good hard fuck. It's better than talking about the price of chocolate.
Anon- A couple of those mothers wouldn’t have to go all the way home for a good hard fuck. They could have just strolled over to the lonesome stranger sitting on the park bench.
How can you fuck hard but still be subtle enough to do it on a park bench? Iv'e done it at night when I was pretty sure nobody was around, I don't know if I could stay quiet enough for middle of the day activity!
laughing at Steph!
anon- Where there’s a will there’s a way.
Ms smack- Don’t encourage her.
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