Friday, March 28, 2008

Sunday Drive

The shy is blue, still blue

A lonely cloud in the sky, alone in the still blue

Tall luscious green trees all around reaching for the still blue

Long snaking miles of smooth tarmac lay ahead, cutting through the mountainous terrain, cutting through nature’s derrière, nature’s lady lumps.

The snaking tarmac is mans cock.

Man’s man made cock penetrating mother nature herself

I’m sitting in the driver’s seat of a convertible

Man’s man made extension of my cock

An innocent raven haired woman in a yellow flowing dress riding shotgun, the dress rising just enough to reveal her long flowing legs resting softly against my hand atop the stick shift

My hair and scarf blowing in the broken still blue, the still blue broken by my man made cock extension.

The innocent raven woman laughs at all my jokes, plays with her flowing hair, rubs her flowing legs and clutches her flowing yellow dress

She is a nice woman

When I talk she stares at my driving profile

When I return her stare she shyly and submissively looks down touches her lower lip and then looks up ahead at the snaking tarmac, the snaking tarmac raping mother nature

We stop in a little village for a baguette and a glass of wine

She laughs at my jokes and stares at my profile

The profile of the man she wishes for, the profile of the man she dreams of, the profile of the man she has saved herself for, the profile of the man she loves

She is a nice woman

Leaving the village we are miles along the raping snake travelling at speed, cutting through the still blue my hand now on her flowing leg, her head tilted back, raven hair flowing, laughing at my jokes and smiling at her new found confidence.


Up ahead there will be a short blond girl standing on the side of the raping snake

Waiting

She will be wearing short blue denim shorts, a tight red singlet top showing her tight tanned stomach and bare feet.

She will be holding a camera in her left hand

She will be chewing gum, blowing bubbles, loud snapping bubbles

She will have her head tilted to the right, blowing snapping bubbles

Her name will be Cindy; she will not know how to spell her own name

She will have worked as a stripper from the age of consent

We will have a flat tyre twenty metres from where she is standing snapping bubbles

Raven hair will be changing the tyre in her flowing yellow dress, kneeling down with her flowing legs and stealing now insecure glances at her wishing lover’s profile

I will be leaning against a tall luscious green reaching tree, smoking a pipe, my scarf hanging against my chest and I will be smiling down at Cindy’s camera lens



We are miles along the raping snake travelling at speed, cutting through the still blue, my hand on the back of Cindy’s head as it moves the length of my cock

The cars suspension and Cindy’s neck are working as one, absorbing what the raping snake can throw at them

In the rear vision mirror the raven haired yellow dress is now still

Still among the still blue and the luscious green

Still on the side of the raping snake

The lonely cloud in company

She was a nice woman

16 comments:

~crazy peanut~ said...

Loving your blog....

People dont read your posts BoBo, they live them with you. The images you paint with your words excite and incite.

I can feel the sun on my face riding in that car with you.

I think I need a smoke.

Thanks for putting yourself out there. :)

Laura said...

Brilliant....though I have to agree with fingers.

Ms Smack said...

Cindy strikes me alot like Daisy from the Dukes of Hazzard. Does your convertible have the same tune as the good ole' boys?

Steph said...

I can't get over the flowing scarf bit.
*snicker*

Anonymous said...

Scarves can have many different uses....

Steph said...

Agreed. All he needs is a Vespa now.

Anonymous said...

Bahahahaha! Nice one, Steph!

MommyHeadache said...

I dunno, my heads all gone in knots when I read this. All I can think is no woman would change a tire in a yellow dress, it would get kind of messy. Not that I've ever changed a tire. Nice images though, I see it all through a haze of Galoise smoke.

MommyHeadache said...

I think I mean Galoises.

Steph said...

Anyone wanna bet his wife found his blog and hacked his wang off with a rusty razor blade?

Friday said...

Oh noes Steph- sweet angel, i am afeared you may be right!
Dear Mrs Bobo - its just jokes, thats all.
Um.. Bo- honey... are you ok?
xxx

Anonymous said...

Let's not jump to conclusions people. There are many reasons that may explain Bo's absence!

Bo Bo said...

Friday- Thanks

Crazy- Welcome crazy, thanks for you’re kind words

Fingers- You’re a wise man fingers

Bunny- Thanks

Smack- Can’t tell you, I have never seen and will never see the Dukes of Hazzard

Steph- I suppose I can see why you snicker. The scarfs of the boys you’re use to dating don’t have the same flowing affect when on their BMX.

Anon- Yeah like when steph uses her boyfriends like reins when being dinked home on the BMX

Steph- Don’t you mean BMX

Anon- Don’t encourage her

Emmak- Let me take you for a drive, oh and make sure you wear a yellow dress.

Steph- Thanks steph always the one with the positive comments. Wang is still in tact. I’ve just been sick the past week, had the black lung pops.

Friday- Steph a sweet angle Bahhhhhh. Oh that’s good, can I use that?
Yeah I’m ok, Mrs Bo didn’t see the blog, just been sick. All better now

Anon- Finally someone who hasn’t jumped to a conclusion of my wang being cut off or total collapse of my marriage.

Steph said...

Aww didums! Hope you're feeling better. Wrap that scarf up tight. loLLing!

MommyHeadache said...

sure take me for a drive, I guess you're thinking no panties?

Bo Bo said...

Steph- And to think I sent to a get well soon email.

Emmak- You betcha.